Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 4, 2019

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018

porter

looks like alex green with no glasses

when i saw porter at a party i thought i saw, alex green

by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019

jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!

by james field April 6, 2020

Porterize

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

by NobleNexus October 2, 2025