Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy

Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave

by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018

naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018

Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.

Elijah is my octopus friend.

by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024