A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.
Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"
Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"
Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
by Digital Logic May 27, 2003
the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)
by mister mouse July 10, 2003
by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003
A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.
Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!
, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
by Whiitegirl September 15, 2022
(In a very high pitched voice) "Tyrrell mouse"
by Atlantic13 March 31, 2013
Glinda
rat
Gl ·in·da
AKA queen, bow dow rn
Definition of Ginda
1: your lord and savior, bow you filthy peasant
2: hella mean, get on her good side
3: Glinda mouse parody from the wizard of oz
— called also m'lord, god, magic fairy, queen AGAIN
rat
Gl ·in·da
AKA queen, bow dow rn
Definition of Ginda
1: your lord and savior, bow you filthy peasant
2: hella mean, get on her good side
3: Glinda mouse parody from the wizard of oz
— called also m'lord, god, magic fairy, queen AGAIN
by bleachedstrawberries March 23, 2021
When mice, attracted to the cheese of the moon (because, as we all know, the moon consists of cheese and cheese alone), travel to said moon and consume it to the point where the once all-cheese moon is entirely mice - as if to say, the moon is a sphere of mice and only mice such that when spaceships attempt landing on the moon, they cannot and instead travel through the center of the mouse moon and out the other side. During the journey through the center of the mouse moon, the spaceship only comes into contact with miles and miles and miles of mice.
Alex: When I traveled to the moon last summer, we found out that it's actually a Mouse Moon now.
Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?
Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.
Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?
Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?
Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.
Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?
by Sixthperiodfree September 20, 2011