russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

by kat-geo May 26, 2016

Mosquito

Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.

“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”

by cannabass November 22, 2022

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 2, 2017

Mosquito

The bug that makes you like flies better.

Mosquito

by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Mosquito

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH

by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022

Mosquito Magnent

Person who typically gets bitten by a lot of mosquitos. Most of them are all racists. Mosquitos love racists

That Nazi is a mosquito magnent

by NumberOneBullshitGuy June 11, 2025