scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Spaff mitten

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.

I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.

by Garf1981 February 10, 2021

Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014

Nifty mittens

If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.

Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.

Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.

by mandez19 September 30, 2019