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schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).
#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more
by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011
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mammary mitt

A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast
Oh, man, I sure I wish I knew her. She's hot and my mammary mitt is itching to cop a feel.
by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
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One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.
This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?
by bababooey93 January 12, 2014
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mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out
Dam girl you just mitt farted
by dolceglr September 22, 2013
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Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney
Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.
by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019
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Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!
by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023
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Mitt Romney

Damn bull look at her mitt Romney that shit hit
by Jerome mccray December 5, 2022
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