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Zachary Jewell

He is a guy who likes farts
by poopystinkyfart January 24, 2022
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Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.
by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023
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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
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jewel

jewel she is the dumbest bitch ever, she is unbelievably ugly and very rude, she’s very annoying, i can’t stand jewel and she’s just very stupid
guy #1: have you met the new girl jewel?

guy#2: yeah she’s very ugly, rude and annoying

guy #1: oh shit i was gunna go ask her out
guy #2: oh do not do that that’s gross and she’s really dumb
by you’remom638 November 13, 2019
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Jewel

a precious stone, typically a single crystal or piece of a hard lustrous or translucent mineral cut into shape with flat facets or smoothed and polished for use as an ornament.
so i go to the jewel section in urban dictionary and i found woman
by Handling deez nuts October 16, 2022
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micah jewell

A sexy god whos rich and get bitches
by esrdtfgyuhijo February 16, 2018
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stool jewels

Corn in your poop.
Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
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