Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 24, 2021

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 07, 2022

Hat trick hootchie

A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son

Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie

by M I sofakingweetodded May 09, 2017

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole February 15, 2016

Infamous Hat Trick

Trick in which Josh Bryan gives a girl his hat in order to make her feel special so he can hook up with her.

“That girl last night wasn’t really vibing with JB until he brought out the infamous hat trick”

by Rcomerfo May 24, 2022

Disney hat trick

The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.

Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.

by tigerdad July 22, 2021

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017