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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
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Swagger Explosion

When one uses excessive force in any activity or social situation.
*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds

*Walking into a party and yelling profanities

Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!

Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
by Vard-Face June 27, 2010
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explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
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condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.
I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.
by metal nilla July 3, 2016
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Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner
When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.
by Iliekurass June 9, 2014
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Lebanon explosion

A very tragic explosion that happened in Beirut, Lebanon that killed/injured many people.
Mike: "Yo, have you heard about the Lebanon explosion?"

Me: "Yeah man, saw it on the news"
by Kimchipapi August 11, 2020
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erectile explosion

An erectile explosion is were you seal the top of the penis with gorrila glue and proceed to urinate or masterbait violently until your penis explodes
Peter: hey bob why did you become a woman
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame
by Penis_overlord November 11, 2021
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