Coronavirus

Satan's favorite sex toy

Guy 1: have you heard of the new virus?
Guy2:no,what is it?
Guy 1: its coronavirus
Guy 3:no its satan's sex toy

by Who the fuck ate my nuggies August 29, 2020

coronavirus

A disease that makes all the karens steal the toilet paper and disinfectant and people in school have to take online school bullshit

a: im sad bc the coronavirus is here
b: me too bc now i cant wipe my hooha

by mynameisfaithf May 7, 2020

Coronavirus

Corona virus is Covid 19. Don’t EVER go outside AGAIN.

She died because of Coronavirus.

by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022

Coronavirus

A way to get people used to following orders and dealing with sleazy people, instead of thinking for themselves.

The coronavirus is the perfect excuse to try and run anybody off who disagrees with you. Still, not everybody uses the excuse because they can. Not everybody is like that, not everybody tries to take advantage of every oppurtunity they can find to use it. Not everybody is an oppurtunist.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Coronavirus

There are two kinds of people in the way they think of the coronavirus, there are the ones that defend every mandate, rule, or law an entity such as the government or healthcare makes, and there are the ones that defend life as it always was before the pandemic. As with any divide in society, there are going to be people trying to play all sides of any divide, pretending to be friendly with all while not really being friendly with any.

He/she saw dollar signs in the coronavirus while everyone else saw either no choice but to follow orders, or a fight to keep from losing everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Kissing The Coronavirus

1: A book written by M.J Edwards.

2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Coronavirus flavour

Term used in the context of not sharing food due to the risk of passing disseases in the times of the coronavirus .

Person 1: Hey wanna taste my icecream.
Person 2: No way I don't like coronavirus flavour.

by Wordsmith 101 June 26, 2020