Brain Damage

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.
Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
by Fgyjt March 06, 2022
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tard brain

A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.
*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas*
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.
by TurnM3Up January 01, 2021
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breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
by hal priest February 01, 2021
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Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person
Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.
by Azraelo September 22, 2016
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Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.
by TurkTurkleton June 07, 2013
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Big brain

A term to describe the most intelectual of individuals.
I have big brain
by rubythekitten19 August 06, 2019
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sexy brain

A phrase used to describe someone who is sexually attractive because of their high IQ or because the way they think is unique or seems very similar to the attractee's own ideals.
"He has a PhD in psychiatry & neuroscience and works for Doctors Without Borders. He doesn't look like much, but damn, he's got a sexy brain."

"I love her sexy brain! It's like she knows what I'm thinking before I do."

Some examples of famous sexy brains: Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, John Stewart, Jodie Foster, Barrack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Steve Jobs, Ayn Rand
by Anemonii February 04, 2010
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