verbally athletic

A person who has a high vocabulary, or can have an ordinary conversation using not so ordinary words to appear more sophisticated or educated.

Tommy sure is verbally athletic because he managed to land a date with Nadine, who is hot, and tommy is not, so he must have impressed her with his knowledge of words and his gift of gab. Verbally athletic.

by Miss.b.havin November 20, 2015

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

Sneaky Athletic

Sneaky athletic is a nice term for a somewhat athletic white guy, i.e Josh Allen

Guy: Yo that play was awesome
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay

by Hugh J4nu$ October 4, 2023

Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter

Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?

by Splash King May 12, 2022

Athlete's Ass

Jock itch in the butt crack

This athlete's ass is a real pain in the ass!!

by Jpt73 March 10, 2023

deceptively athletic

Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”

John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat

by Randy Randinger July 14, 2021