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Webbed Clitoris

An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!
Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.
by Butt o'secks March 23, 2008
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web site

A bit of space on the World Wide Web, aka Internet or net, that allows one to post information of any sort, such as personal, recreational, business, service, etc.
Urban-dictionary.com- a web site to help those who are not familiar with certain words
by Jason July 13, 2003
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web marketer

One employed in the industry of advertising products or services on the WWW.
UrbandDictionary.com is supported by trade with web marketers.
by Downstrike October 8, 2005
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Web Balls

The “virtual courage” that people exhibit when sharing an opinion on the internet e.g. via email, a forum posting or blog. It's "Beer Balls" for the internet.
I posted at CNN.com that Obama was a 'racist', That took huge Web Balls!
by MustKnowTheTruth August 16, 2008
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Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.
by Badpolizei May 24, 2011
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Web Cred

1. Commanding a level of respect on the internet due to experience or knowledge of how things work.
2. Your "coolness" factor on the internet
3. Imaginary "points" you get when you do something cool
Mrbabyman increases his web cred everyday by posting on Digg.
by shortyjr October 1, 2008
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web log

I am referring to blog for this one :)
Please check out my web log. I update it every day :)
by Sapphire X January 4, 2005
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