Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

smurfing

an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.

Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.

by cutiemcdoodle October 16, 2010

smurfing

asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.

John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.

by mother smurfer! July 15, 2010

smurf

Another Word For Bitch

Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf

by Aakell May 10, 2009

Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual

Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.

by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011

Smurfs

Short Mothers You Really like to fuck.

Goddamn! There are Smurfs everywhere!

by Marshy Sugar Tits I October 7, 2011

Smurf

hot sexy maintenance workers who wear sexy blue uniforms, often accompanied by hot tool belts.

The sexy smurf lifted the light fixture over his head exposing his rippling biceps.

by sexy buns October 13, 2006