Sloped

When something is rad, cool, amazing, or sensational.
The term originally comes from Snowboarding communities, describing that sick slope they just rode.

Dude I had such a sloped vacation at the ski site.

by MegaHotel September 11, 2022

skin slope

A skin slope happens post nursing after your boobs have been filled with mothers milk after they have been deflated by suckling infant children. You are left with sagging skin and a nipple.

Oh man my boobs used to be taught and percky but post nursing im left with saggy skin slopes

by Faith Breast June 20, 2017

slope angle

The degree of which a chick's ass sticks out in relation to the angle of her back.
For example, if a chick has a 90 degree slope angle, she has a huge ass. If she has a 135 degree slope angle, she has an athletic ass. If it's 180 degrees, she has no ass!

Guy1 "Look at that bitch's ass!!!"
Guy2 "Wow!! Nice slope angle!!"
or..
Guy1 "Look at that bitch's ass!!"
Guy2 "Yeah!! Her I could tuck my beer in her slope angle! What a fatass!

by The Stig 34 March 6, 2008

slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV

That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”

by AN00B135 March 2, 2023

Slopes

Snorting cocaine

Chad is hitting the slopes in the bathroom

by TypicalCracker October 18, 2019

sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024

Slope joint

Racist term for a Chinese restaurant

I'm gonna hit up that new slope joint for lunch, heard their rangoons are amazing

by Harry Moe Lester September 18, 2020