pumpkin head

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head

Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

pumpkin pie

Really fucking good pie.

I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.

by Tyler D October 15, 2006

pumpkin fucker

1) One who inserts penis into pumpkins
2) One who fucks pumpkins

person 1: Yo Scotty, I heard about what you did for two bucks, you pumpkin fucker!

by Jajee November 15, 2007

Pumpkin Puss

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.

"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."

by Vinci22 January 20, 2009

Pumpkin Pusher

A name commonly given to high school or college basketball players. A word most frequently used by wrestlers, it can also be used by hockey players and other non-basketball winter athletes.

Wrestler: You gay pumpkin pushing pussies, you call that a workout!?.....Basketball Player: Me gay?, your the one groping men in spandex.......Wrestler: At least i'm not a Pumpkin Pusher!!! (If i could just get him on the mat in front of the whole campus, then we'll see how tough he really is)

by theblueone597 March 8, 2009

The Smashing Pumpkins

One damn good band. The guy who said turn off rap and put on "Red Hot Chili Peppers", obviously knows nothing about rap or the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I take it you don't own any Chillies albums from before BSSM, and even that and Californication were HEAVILY influenced by rap music. To praise a rock band you don't have to insult rap, especially if that rock band would not exist without the influence of rap. Anyway, the Smashing Pumpkins are friggin' awesome, and they were on the Homerpalooza episode of The Simpsons.

D'arcy out of the Smashing Pumpkins is hot.

by dudeman September 25, 2005