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blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 25, 2021
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Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy
Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!
by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021
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Professor Gooch

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch
by Tinytaint July 6, 2025
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Rate My Professors

ratemyprofessors.com is a website that many college students will use in order to know what professors' classes they should try and sign up for, and which they should avoid, so they can get the college professors that best fit their learning style and the amount of work they're willing to complete. It is also used by many former students who just feel like voicing complaints towards whomever they are writing reviews for, whether or not said professor is actually competent at performing their job.
I used Rate My Professors to write a review for a math TA who really helped me better understand the material from class.
by This is my handle okay September 8, 2025
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The fucking professor

The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein
Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..
by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025
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