Muff Bomber

A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.

When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.

by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010

Muff-Wagon

A car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women.

As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".

*A car with four attractive women drives past*
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!

by Wye Knott October 02, 2010

muff butter

When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.

Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.

by Tarnation September 26, 2006

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 09, 2006

Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.

''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

by Jenny & Miranda & Holly & Lauren January 02, 2007

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 15, 2011

dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011