by Joe Componile August 31, 2006
Get the shmeat marketmug. n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.
"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"
by D_anonymous October 12, 2005
Get the marketing monkeymug. My house was a black market yesterday when all of Ypsilanti, a largly black community, was piled in my kitchen and living room selling, trading, and using.
by Josh and Jordan January 8, 2007
Get the Black Marketmug. The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.
Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
Get the stock marketmug. by amios December 7, 2010
Get the stock marketmug. (n) one who constantly watches market updates from an Earth:2025 server, whether by creating scripts that enable the automatic visualizations of market updates, or refreshing a standard, graphic HTML browser on the market page; in the hopes to find military units, volatile goods, or technologal advances at inexpensive prices
by NukEvil September 15, 2008
Get the market campermug. A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.
It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.
by Clint Russell September 15, 2008
Get the Farmer's Marketmug.