Lachlan

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves

usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.

i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.

by mrdonkeyknob420 September 22, 2022

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Lachlan

Lachlan is normally a guy who loves cats, especially ragdoll cats with green eyes. He has tiktok music taste, even though he listens to awesome artists such as Brent Faiyaz, The Weeknd, Shilo Dynasty, and Frank Ocean. Lachlans may describe themselves as amazing, talented, smart, helpful, funny yet stupid, but overall a great person. He calls other people "fake friends", although they've only talked for 13 days. He also plays video games like Roblox, Valorant, and he used to play Fortnite and owns Fortnite merch from his Fortnite days. It's likely that Lachlans usually only play one sport, namely volleyball.

Have you ever met Lachlan?
Yeah he called me a fake friend even though we've only talked for 13 days 💀
oh wow he's pulling a Lachlan

by k14rvk4 March 7, 2023

Lachlan Milton

GAY

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!

by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019

Lachlan Toohey

silent treatment, thinks he is an usso but is a pussio

yeah youre a lachlan toohey

by daddypedro March 10, 2022

Lachlan

Type of cracker that would be a mod in a gambling discord.

That guy is so lame he must be called Lachlan

by Kurisu_da_sage May 30, 2025

lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.

“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”

by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023