TiVO Land

The fictional time-period of which newscasters speak of in a pre-recorded television show which has been stored and is being watched.
John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."
by sea-cow May 29, 2009
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J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
by GrayOne August 02, 2007
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Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.
The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.
by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021
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Virgin Land

Virgin land, soil, forests, etc... Virgin land is land which is in its natural state and still rich in resources and not touched by humans.
by CoolCrafter February 03, 2021
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babydoll land

Babydoll land is an alternate reality in which a person resides in a state of excessive vacation time, lack of responsiblily, exuberant money spending habits and/or no grasp of the real world.
Person 1: I could really use a paid vacation, I worked a total of 13 hours this week I’m exhausted.

Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.
by Daddy Fuel September 04, 2018
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landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.
For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.
by Telephony May 22, 2019
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Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
by Thaddious October 20, 2020
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