Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”
wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures
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Figurative Butt-hole

(noun) An anus which does not actually exist in the real world, but is often subjected to abuse.
Man, after getting raped by the physics test, my figurative butt-hole is sooo loose
by TransPM February 23, 2012
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Figuring-Someone-Out

An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.

This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
Excerpt from The Office:

Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.

Robert: I just did.

Dwight: You can’t.

Robert: It’s done.

Dwight: No, it’s not.

Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!

This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
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Father figure

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YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE
‘K I n k a y y y’
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ball-park figure

An annoying, grossly over-used term that dumb idiots think will make them sound cool if they use.
Some idiot called me at the office asking me to give him a "ball-park figure" on a divorce. I thought "WTF? Since when do divorce cases have anything to do with a baseball game?"
by glointhedark May 11, 2005
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Seven Figure Gibber

Seven Figure Gibber is the Nick name/Alias for Youtuber/Boxer AnEsonGib
Coming to the stage from the United Kingdom, the Seven Figure Gibber, the Beast from the East, AnEsonGib -Fousey
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six-figure apology

Judgment in a lawsuit in excess of $100,000
The person that got hurt last week is looking for a six-figure apology
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