gabe the dog

a dog that became a big meme because of his barks and died in 2017... sleep tight doge

gabe the dog

gabe the dog by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

Look who the dog barked in 

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

Look who the dog barked in by I coin this term December 27, 2019

Washing the Dog 

Having anal sex with a woman while trying to shove your whole dick AND sack/balls in at the same time... called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do...

"I tried to wash the dog... but I just ended up getting everything else wet."

Washing the Dog by JadeHawk June 11, 2004

Walking the dog 

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

Walking the dog by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

Fucking the dog 

What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.

Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking

Fucking the dog by Anonymous September 8, 2003

HIT THE DOG 

hitting the dog, usually used in games of footy, used if you want to kill the dog (other player)

mate im gonna fucken hit the dog so hard he's gonna lose his testies.

HIT THE DOG by doghitter9000 March 30, 2018

get the dog into the bathtub 

You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.

If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.

get the dog into the bathtub by oas August 28, 2006