Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Blendered

When you blend someone

You will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

by JulianDB January 5, 2017

california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019