When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 08, 2014
Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
by Foliscious June 27, 2018
What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony2 June 11, 2023
Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
Testicle breathing helps before having sex
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
by jonathan0913 August 08, 2018
1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014