teenie

annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.

teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*

more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!

by buggeroff October 10, 2005

Teen Titans Go

A show on Cartoon Network (later Teen Titans Go Network) that premiered in 2013. It is about five teenaged superheros who fight crime, but usually we look into what the five superheros are doing when not fighting crime. It is spammed on the network, and even had a marathon on the week of Christmas 2017 that made it take up 99% of the schedule.

I am not a fan of Teen Titans Go, but it’s okay if you are.

by All4Anne July 24, 2018

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

teenager

When used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement asserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. The word's negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. While these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing chores, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, AND coming home in time for curfew.

Fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageism toward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lameass individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term "teenager," by their defintion.

No, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from hell. However, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group.

by Katsu April 30, 2005

teen

When used by online pornographers, a person between the ages of 18 and 25 (approximately)

Youngest teens on the web! (all models 18 or over)

by Linton July 11, 2003

teen toxing

When teens get botox

girl1: Man, teen toxing is becoming more and more popular now a days.
girl2: I know! Did you watch what happend on WWYD?

by himan1025 March 17, 2013

Teen dad

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.

Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut

by KhloeAshton November 21, 2018