by sum1jr May 22, 2009
by knowman April 12, 2008
by Thumper0611 December 31, 2008
A type of story originating form 4chan's board /b/ whereby a person describes an retard associated event.
An example of a Tard story
>Be at Macdonalds eating a quarter pounder
>Suddenly a large group of tards stumble in.
>It's obviously one of the grand tard days out that they have sometimes and macdonalds is like a fucking gourmet restaurant to them.
>They all get their food when one whale tard lets out a cry because his CHEESE burger has cheese on it and he doesn't like it.
>Tard gets upset and his wrangler tries to calm him down and get him one without cheese.
>Staff member refuses to get him a new one because he sprayed his spit all over the burger.
>Tard starts to flip his shit because he apparently hates cheese that much
>Lets out tard war cry
>Other tards begin to join in the cry
>Sounds like a fucking walrus being strangled
>Whale tard then begins to stick his greasy tard fingers in everyone else's food and then takes a bite
>Beating off many wranglers with his massive flabby arms as he does
>Other tards begin to help and overpower wranglers with tard strength
>It's like a scene from a fucking prison riot. (Except there tards of course)
>NOPE. I fucking legged it out of there because I was sat close to the door.
>Ran like a mother fucker in case one of the skinny tards used his tard speed to catch up with me.
>To this day i have no idea what happened to the innocent bystanders in that MacDonalds.
>Still regret abandoning my quarter pounder. That shit was fucking tasty.
>Be at Macdonalds eating a quarter pounder
>Suddenly a large group of tards stumble in.
>It's obviously one of the grand tard days out that they have sometimes and macdonalds is like a fucking gourmet restaurant to them.
>They all get their food when one whale tard lets out a cry because his CHEESE burger has cheese on it and he doesn't like it.
>Tard gets upset and his wrangler tries to calm him down and get him one without cheese.
>Staff member refuses to get him a new one because he sprayed his spit all over the burger.
>Tard starts to flip his shit because he apparently hates cheese that much
>Lets out tard war cry
>Other tards begin to join in the cry
>Sounds like a fucking walrus being strangled
>Whale tard then begins to stick his greasy tard fingers in everyone else's food and then takes a bite
>Beating off many wranglers with his massive flabby arms as he does
>Other tards begin to help and overpower wranglers with tard strength
>It's like a scene from a fucking prison riot. (Except there tards of course)
>NOPE. I fucking legged it out of there because I was sat close to the door.
>Ran like a mother fucker in case one of the skinny tards used his tard speed to catch up with me.
>To this day i have no idea what happened to the innocent bystanders in that MacDonalds.
>Still regret abandoning my quarter pounder. That shit was fucking tasty.
by Somerandompearson March 01, 2012
Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.
Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.
Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
by krazykushluk March 05, 2007
A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.
by Aldeuce February 10, 2015
by aistrope March 24, 2011