Toilet bowl talker

A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.

When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.

by Bill Beef June 25, 2025

Dirty Talker

when you put your balls on their eyelids

Man, my ex was a bitch so I gave her a dirty talker

by dabigbone April 4, 2009

PICTURE TALKER MODEL

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by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

Tit talker

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.

Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"

by beatz85 September 1, 2017

Tread talkers

When you have two or more so called gym-goers wasting 35% of each sweat session on non-fitness activities. They're also called gym rats. They are 24/7 blabbers. They talk about everything that's happened to them in the past month while they're holding onto the handle bars. They're loud, obnoxious and inconsiderate. They also make and receive calls while the conveyor belt is still going. What's more annoying is that when their blabbing session has ended and you're about to conclude your 50 minute 10 kms sprint, they death stare you as though you've just ruined their day by tread talking.

Tread talkers are usually gossiping gym rats.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Bounce Talker

An individual who endlessly moves his body while in a conversation.

Matt looks like he is having a seizure with every conversation because he is a Bounce Talker.

by MrkT January 12, 2008

Deep Talker

A "deep talker" relates to an individual whom attempts to mask his feminine voice on a telephone or audio recording with hopes of sounding more masculine.

That guy is a deep talker, he doesn't sound like that in person at all!

My friend also tries to "deep talk" on the phone to fool the ladies into thinking he's cool and Manley.

by BeastMode October 27, 2012