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Shit talker

People who talk shit but are also generally mean to people
by Katpickle December 21, 2019
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Turbo talker

A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.
When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.
by pozzie January 26, 2019
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Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something
Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."
by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025
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Noise talkers

A person that talks stuff but can’t back what they are saying up..
Hypothetical Scenario ;

Lord Smoke: to all yall convicts im Lord Smoke from the 122th & Racine Set South Side Chi.. yall saps ain’t bout to do nothing to me im Smoke Lord…
Convict 1: Hey mane, you hear about that new fish cat talking that noise 2 weeks ago saying he wit da GinoSet from 122nd&Racine…

Convict 2: Yeah, I heard he was running his mouth and every trying to Debo dudes out their commensary.
Convict 3: I called my fams in from the Gino Nation, they told me his father was down but he never was in the set……

Convict 1 : my mans from O block caught that fake azz nigga checked him and caught em slipping… Dude soft as butter.. on God ma mans say “ dude peed himself wen dey told him his father was Gino and he not… Smoke Lord or Lord Smoke started crying.. they whooped that ass on Gang.. foe dat fake cap shiz.
Convict 2: lol, say Whut??
Convict 1 ; that nigga be talking noise… he ain’t no real Gino Lieutenant … my mans knocked him out queezed his butt cheeks and said “ I could hav fucked”
Convict 3: I heard they put em down on C block with dem loco dudes.. can’t stand dem cap noise talkers
by Mcsa13 January 12, 2024
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Dirty Talker

Man, my ex was a bitch so I gave her a dirty talker
by dabigbone April 4, 2009
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Toilet bowl talker

A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
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Look-talker

This describes a driver of a vehicle who feels they MUST turn their head and look at other people in the vehicle to talk to them. For some reason they don't understand that the passengers can STILL hear them even if they talk while looking at the road in front of them!
"Mom, can you drive me to practice? I hate going with dad because he's a look-talker."
"Don't be silly, just go with your dad."

*My dad driving me to practice. Car meanders all over the road while he look-talks*
<Turns to me> Son... <faces front>
<Turns to me> I was wondering... <faces front>
<Turns to me> if you could mow... <faces front>
<Turns to me> the lawn this afternoon... <faces front>
<Turns to me> because it's getting... <faces front>
<Turns to me> a little bit... <faces front>
<Turns to me> long.... <faces front>
by T3chTon1c May 3, 2024
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