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Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.
Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat
by anonymous August 27, 2025
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SWAT

Acronym for "Several Wankers Attacking Terrorists".
"There was a terrorist attack. They already called SWAT"
by Sir Aidamus November 28, 2018
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Twat-swat

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up
by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015
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Swat

Slang- Exclamation of excitement or aprovel, normally followed by hitting whatever hard surface is near.
Okay, so everyone is at the table, SWAT.
by S W A T November 15, 2018
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SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
by bustingdown August 30, 2018
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Swat

by ThisBoiisJake April 29, 2021
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wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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