shmert

Lost sense of smell

just along the lines of DEAF, BLIND, MUTE....shmert

by AT August 6, 2003

sumeetitis

when you cant f*cking type right like sumeet

hwo are yuo?

ew you have sumeetitis

by wankerlailllama December 29, 2009

smert

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

by Damix_55 March 4, 2005

superturd

A turd so huge it makes you overstretch your shitcrack.

That superturd totally wrecked my crapper the other day.

by The Great Retardo January 13, 2009

Supertruth

Supertruth is the amalgamation of two unrelated stories (one of which MUST be true) in order to create a single new story. This is NOT a lie, it is the supertruth.

The supertruth is basically a hyper-exaggerated version of actual events from multiple (2 or more) sources.

I made a slice of toast. -> this is the truth

I created a wireless mouse for my computer -> this is the supertruth, because I took the fact that I actually made myself toast, and I mixed it in with an episode of MacGyver where MacGyver made something far more awesome than toast.

by FrankLampardJr. February 4, 2010

supertits

the highest level of awesomeness including but not limited too bad ass, sick, and amazing. Used between men and women who appreciate the value of all tits. This to the utmost compliment of any activity, saying, happening, action, movie, song, video game, or anything that could be rated on a scale of awesomeness.

Dude, we were flying down the mountain that run was supertits!

Have you played that new game? You haven't; well, you need to it is supertits!
Hey are you going to the party tonight I heard it will be supertits?

Dude, we were flying down the mountain that run was supertits!

Have you played that new game? You haven't; well, you need to it is supertits!
Hey are you going to the party tonight I heard it will be supertits?

by JMFLB April 9, 2011

summerteeth

a) an abnormal amount of crooked teeth. some go this way, some go that way.

b) from sports, usually ice hockey, as a result of the players fighting with each other.

a) "Urhg! That dude totally has summerteeth. He desperately needs braces!"

b) "Let me give you summerteeth. Some are gonna be here, some are gonna be there." >> points at the floor

by toothfairy - the one and only April 18, 2011