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Supertruth 

Supertruth is the amalgamation of two unrelated stories (one of which MUST be true) in order to create a single new story. This is NOT a lie, it is the supertruth.

The supertruth is basically a hyper-exaggerated version of actual events from multiple (2 or more) sources.
I made a slice of toast. -> this is the truth

I created a wireless mouse for my computer -> this is the supertruth, because I took the fact that I actually made myself toast, and I mixed it in with an episode of MacGyver where MacGyver made something far more awesome than toast.
Supertruth by FrankLampardJr. February 4, 2010
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Supertrumper

My cousin is a Supertrumper who reveres anything the 45th POTUS says or does; if Trump farted, he would say it was an astounding act of genius.
Supertrumper by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019

supercrush

Noun. A crush so bad and one that you know you should not have, but which is such a crush, you just cannot have to have it.
I know that I should not like supercrush because he shares office space with me, but I have such a supercrush on him.
supercrush by pamelasla July 1, 2011

superturtle

One very slow. Both mentaly and physically. The "Super" implies that it's an alarming scale.
The Superturtle was so slow he got hit by a car when trying to cross the street.

supertrunch 

Modern take on Mrs Trunchbull's updo hairstyle (as seen in Roald Dahl's Matilda); usually sported by image-conscious teens and 20-somethings with nothing better to do than sculpt wanky hairstyles; is always worn as a bun, but may also feature carefully crafted wisps of hair to frame the face.
In the event you're genuinely impressed by the supertrunch; "Hey, nice supertrunch!"

In the event you think the supertrunch is a tryhard; "Is that a supertrunch, or are ferrets back in fashion?"
supertrunch by anelaar April 5, 2010

superfrothy 

I was talking to Nate the other day and that dude is superfrothy, he's the chillest dude I ever met.
superfrothy by liquidcandy May 31, 2009

supertrash 

One who goes above and beyond the means necessary to be called trash. Originated in Clay County, WV during the summer of 2009 when the common word 'trash' did not do justice when describing the meth cooks, dope whores and other key players in the drug world. Commonly used by people with a higher social standing.
Did you hear Amy signed her kids away so she wouldn't have to take random drug tests?

Wow, she is total supertrash!
supertrash by Smecker Rules March 7, 2010