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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
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Dogeing

To undertake the dismantling of a thing without understanding of what it does, or the cost of not having it.
Tom the CEO decided dogeing the engineering department would save the bridge building company a considerable amount of money.
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Doged

The act of being cut, dropped, or removed from a team, group, or activity due to poor performance or lack of skill.
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doge

"have you seen doge? he is funny!"
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Doge

"Doge" is a meme that features a Shiba Inu dog, along with broken English phrases written in Comic Sans font, usually in the format of "Such X, very Y" to convey a sense of cuteness or cuteness overload. The original Doge picture was popularized as a meme on the internet in 2013 and it becomes a pop culture phenomenon. It's commonly used as a form of online expression, to convey feelings of excitement, happiness, or awe.
It's also used as a form of internet slang, that can refer to the dog itself, the style of the meme or the feeling it conveys. It has also been used as a form of cryptocurrency, called Dogecoin, which is a peer-to-peer digital currency that allows for instant, near-zero cost payments to anyone in the world.
Joe: Hey Bob, have you seen the new meme that's been going around?

Bob: No, I haven't. What is it?

Joe: It's called "Doge." It's a picture of a Shiba Inu dog with funny captions written in broken English.

Bob: Oh, I've seen that one. It's so doge.

Joe: I know, right? I can't stop laughing every time I see one.

Bob: Same here, it's just so silly and cute.

Joe: Yeah, and I also heard that Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency, is going to the moon, have you invested?

Bob: No, I haven't but I've heard it's a good investment, but it can be risky too.

Joe: Yeah, it's worth taking a look. It's just too doge not to.

Bob: Hahaha, you're right! Doge is everywhere.
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Radio Doge

Person 1: Damn bro, Radio Doge is in the server!
Person 2: He is an idiot, ban him!
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