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stoop nigga

to further elaborate on the "porch monkey" phenomenon, a "stoop nigga" is someone who's broke ass can't stay at they mama's house no more, so mama kicks him out..he can't take nothing with him because he ain't got shit..so he go for a walk but realizes before too long he ain't got no where to go and no where to stay and no car/bicycle/roller skates, etc, to get him there, so he go back to mama's house..but since he got "pride" (or something) he don't go back inside since he been kicked out..so he just sits on the stoop, hoping someone will let him back in.
"that nigga low. he a stoop nigga."

"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
by brunettebaby218 April 15, 2010
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Stupidity made manifest by a non-stupid person. Such seemingly stupid behaviors issue from otherwise intellectually intact people suffering from attitudinal problems such that the will to act stupidly becomes unalterably manifest.

Whereas stupidity cannot be cured, stoopidity requires nothing more than the willingness of the person acting as if he were actually stupid to do otherwise.

The problem with stoopidity and where it differs from ignorance lies in the fact that the ignorant man, having come to realize his deficiency will endeavor to correct his condition. The stoopid man, however, will consciously refuse to change.

Therefore, stoopidity is primarily a condition of attitude, will, and the conscious choices that follow therefrom.
Used in the precise same way as "stupid", the only difference being the connotation that the stoopid person is that way by choice rather than due to some unavoidable condition.

Therefore: "Man that guy is stupid," should mean that the person in question is, in fact, unalterably stupid by birth, head trauma, brain lesions, or whatever condition that may cause such a state of existence to arise. Such a person cannot be held accountable for his state of being.

"Man that guy is stoopid," connotes a person who has no justifiable excuse for his stupid behavior; that he actually chooses to act stupidly for whatever reason and will not alter himself despite having been shown his error.
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when someone does or says something that is so stupid you don't even feel like saying the whole word.
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