a stank ass hoe who has multiple girlfriends. He will accuse you of being furry and make you question your entire reality, after this he will pis in your drawers.
He shits his pants
He shits his pants
by PUSSYBO$$3000 December 23, 2023
Get the Tobey Stokesmug. 
He's having a skibidi stokes crashout. I hope he also doesn't goon us all to ohio and make us eat lunchly.
by mewing overlord 69 muntawar December 4, 2024
Get the Skibidi stokes crashoutmug. Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
Get the Stoke Fanmug. A Calm and collected man, with an irresistibly magnetic personality. Stokely’s are always immensely intelligent, yet they are risk takers and rebels to their core. The True African Archetype. Stokely’s are rare indeed but once you have met and truly been in the presence of one, you will surely never forget.
by John Osborne November 22, 2021
Get the Stokelymug. 