chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?

by Sexydimma June 26, 2022

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 19, 2011

Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020

stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife March 19, 2016

Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny

"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock

by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021

bruh stocks

The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.

Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!

by Demtane November 15, 2019

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 10, 2003