In great stitches

When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke

She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

Stitched

An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*

"Oh man XD I just got stitched"

by That name you can't remember January 19, 2018

Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.

One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.

by Non-chlorine bleach May 16, 2023

Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.

Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!

by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021

Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.

Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.

by veelooo September 02, 2009

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021