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steel reserve

moonshine in a can blackout after a 12pack is GUARANTEED

211 on the cans should be replaced by 911
i drank the steel reserve and wound up getting head on the side of the road with a fatty mcnasty girl
by busta May 27, 2006
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Cheesy stealer

When you bite into someone else’s cheesy without permission (specifically after being fooled 3 times).
No! My cheesy you cheesy stealer!
by MichealJhomie January 24, 2019
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Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.
He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.
by Jody South March 19, 2020
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Kill Stealer

Someone in a multiplayer video game who waits for someone to weaken their enemy and kills them last second so instead of the person who did all the work getting credit the the person who stole gets it.
Person 1: WOW, that's so gay!
Person B: What happened?
Person 1: This noob just stole my kill!
Person B: I fuckin hate Kill Stealers!
by Urmomther January 9, 2008
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Steel Reserve

Steel Reserve is a low-quality, low-prestige, low-dignity malt beverage. Purchasing Steel Reserve is often an act of desperation by would-be drinkers in times of economic hardship. Aside from drinking cleaning solvents, Steel Reserve is perhaps the cheapest possible way to exit this reality. Its combination of astonishingly low price and extraordinarily high alcohol content has made it popular among both bums and young people.

Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.

The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Dude1: “Man, you look like shit, what happened to your face?”
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
by freemonkey December 28, 2005
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United Steel Worker

An over-paid, lazy - usually fat - SomBitch that thinks that watching a machine run makes him a "skilled worker".
Hey, there's a thriving manufacturer in the United States.
How can we put them out of business?
I know . . . let's get the United Steel Workers to "organize" the workforce !!
by Scab Head August 6, 2012
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feel the steel

to take a large black penis vigorously and painfully in the vagina
Man, that girl looks like she wants to feel the steel!

You know Elisa right? Well I know she likes to feel the steel!
by raw dawg nutawitz April 14, 2010
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