squirting

Your mom

your mom was squirting

by Negroemale June 2, 2018

Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.

When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.

by Vdisharge April 22, 2010

squirtle

To take a leak; to relieve oneself

Gonna take a squirtle

by sero August 22, 2004

San Diego Squirter

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..

Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.

by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

Squirtin Piss

Phrase used to describe flirting with a member of the opposite sex; usually enjoyed around casual conversation.

Robert: I seen you talking to Jenny at the bar last night, are you guys hookin up or what?

Matt: Nah, I was just squirtin piss at that beeyatch.

by Robert Azure January 2, 2009

Squirter

Someone who likes to brag or boast about themselves

I'm tired of all these squirters talking about how cool they were in high school.

Jackson squirted so much about his basketball game that he flooded my room.

by TheYoungGuapo September 13, 2018

squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005