Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

squall

The coolest guy eva, from final fantasy 8, every1 h8s him cos he's the best n they're all jealous. He's not cold-hearted like people say, but he dusn't like sharing his problems, he's a lone wolf, he takes life on on without help, He's the greatest ne1 who disses him, ur obviously that sad that u fancy rinoa.

by CrAzYdUdE July 15, 2003

Squilly

1. Badass to the triple power.

2. Shittiest shit of the shit. Making you want to vomit yorkie shit all over George Washington's dick.

1. Awwww shiet, dat Mama Mia is sooooo squilly.

2. Cuh, your beer pong skillz are the squilliest i've even seen.

by Talisha Fonz December 13, 2009

Squaller

1. Extremely disgusting conditions. Usually related to living conditions.
2. Any genitalia that is poorly maintained or foul in scent.

1. Mate, I can't believe you live in this squaller!
2. I went to give him head and I almost threw up. It's not a dick, it's fucking squaller!

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

squilla

Oops. I spelt it wrong in the last one. Squilla*

by Gina January 19, 2003

squally

another name for a cigarette. a spin off the term square

may also be referred to as a "squall"

hey dude, can i bum a squally off you?

by jiggaboopat June 27, 2009

Squelchy

is to have intercorse, or gettin down.

we had squelchy together last night, ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!

by JokerCreu November 9, 2006