Jelly Squeeze

Either can be a non-girl/boyfriend or current girl/boy at the moment being jealous...
Dude, get over it, she is probably just a jelly squeeze looking to get back at him!
by Mrs. Carter March 05, 2009
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residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.
Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.
by AVDO2 April 13, 2011
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pushy squeeze

a sport in which competitors aim for targets using an empty film canister by squeezing it and launching the lid.
fancy a game of pushy squeeze?

hey the pushy squeeze tournaments are on sky sports 1!
by hardcore tomas March 28, 2008
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Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.
Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!
by Colonel Snorch May 04, 2017
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Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018
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between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.
Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.
by kungfumelissa November 19, 2017
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Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love
I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu
by Giraffes Neck October 01, 2019
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