Ripple Squeeze

When a girl farts while preforming anal sex.

She just gave me a ripple squeeze, it was nasty...
Felt good though!

by InsideNig January 22, 2011

Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 19, 2010

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 04, 2017

Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018

between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 19, 2017

Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love

I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu

by Giraffes Neck October 01, 2019

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019