Squeedily spooch

An Irken organ that controls all of the bodily functions.

"Ah! my Squeedily spooch!"

by spoodilysquoosh April 16, 2017

Squeef

When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.

"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"

by Viator February 8, 2015

Squeeb

To successfully replace the cap of one's pen onto said pen.

Oh no! I dropped the cap to my pen! Aha! Got it! All tidy now! That's a really good squeeb!

by MeLikeyLongTime February 11, 2020

Squeech

A Hybrid word rooted from words; Squeal, and screech. A loud, annoying noise that often exceeds 130 db, often this noise is emitted by overly excited girls.

Guy 1: Dude did you just hear that squeech that Kelli just made? It friggen peeled the paint off my car!

Guy 2: (dead)

by 123123keepitup123 June 17, 2010

Man squee

When a man get's so excited, he wees a bit and moans like he's having sex.

Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.

by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011

squeeb squab

The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.

Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.

by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009

squeeg

To urinate; espesaily in a car was drain

"He went to take a squeeg

by Alex, Ricky, Cody, Stan, and Medlin April 3, 2003