Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

by JamJam1 July 24, 2012

Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.

Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey

by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011

Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.

My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama

by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021

spunk dust

When a man is so old the semen he produces splurts out in dust clouds rather than blobs of sticky glue, full of swimmers

George had been watching babestation at work and left a pile of spunk dust on the floor

by aidenchomel June 26, 2017

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.

You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.

by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020

spunk cupping

Similar to Cup-Caking or Cup Farting however this activity involves spunk (also known as jizz, cum, buss etc). Usually happens after a sex act, one of the pair will cup the spunk and then throw it in either their own or their partners face.

Person 1: "So, did you have a good night then, if you know what I mean?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we got a little wild and tried spunk cupping, it was amazing!"
Person 1: "No way!"

by clockwork monkey August 21, 2013