SpriteCranberry.net

A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger

Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry

by I_like_green October 25, 2022

golden spritzer

When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.

Dude, she didn't even flinch when I gave her the golden spritzer. This relationship has potential.

by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010

CSI spritzer

A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.

Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.

"Bartender, one CSI spritzer, please."

by m00tw00t June 3, 2013

man-spritzer

A man who adds fruit to a wine spritzer. Also know as a tinto de verano.

Ma'am, may I have a man-spritzer.

by Chief guac July 5, 2017

Cloudy Sprite

Its Sprite with dissolved pills, usually xanax, valium, and all this type of pills. To make Cloudy Sprite u can use Antidepressants, Antipsychotics, Benzodiazepines, and mood stabilizers.

Bro i wanna drink Cloudy Sprite and smoke some weed.

by CloudySprite December 29, 2017

Miya (spelt Mia)

Mia is truly the most amazing girl you can meet, she is talented and absolutely georgeous. She is a goddess on earth. Everybody treats her like a queen, most of her time is spent training to be a better version of herself. Your lucky to meet a Mia and even luckier if you are her friend. She is a beautiful dancer and competitive athlete, she has lots of friends and always wants the best for them. Most girls are jealous of Mia but inside she is insecure. Don’t be fooled by her confidence on the outside because inside she’s hoping that nobody notices her flaws. There is no reason not to be mias friend she is loyal, honest and full of surprises and puts others before herself, everybody loves a Mia.

Boy- Woah ! That girls is beautiful
Other boy- That’s because she’s miya (spelt Mia)

by Sparkling1rainbow1 May 3, 2018

triple sprite penis

a sprite penis that is triple

dood ur such a triple sprite penis

by chickenstripsboii December 5, 2018