A Spooky BJ is one given by someone who looks spooky or in a spooky circumstance, or location. Moreover, whenever speaking about, or referring a 'Spooky BJ' once must say it with an accent like that of The Count from Sesame Street. Typically, the spookier the BJ, the better.

I knew that something wasn't right and towards the end of that BJ I saw her face and it was terrifying! It was a real Spooky BJ"!

Spooky BJ by Spooooooooky BJ March 8, 2011

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a woman who 'gobs on' the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being 'pampered', wouldn't be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, TERRIFIED of NUDITY, WORSHIPS money; -best skills are facilitating release of "man-chowder"!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-'hippie-chick'; a snob!

-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)

john: i think i'd like to 'do' that big flashy blonde! bill: -thats' spooky action!!

thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'

lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!

spooky action by michael foolsley June 28, 2011

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