sheared peen 

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

I forgot what I wanted to search 

Forget something? Well, most likely, what you're trying to search is something you just heard or read a few seconds to a few hours ago. I'd start by backtracking on what you've done or been involved in. Hope this helps!

"Help! I forgot what I wanted to search!"

1. What's the last article/page you were on?
2. What site was it?
3. What was your last converstion about?
4. Where were you last?/Where were you going?

I forgot what I wanted to search by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire October 26, 2013

Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

Litney Spears by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018

2nd page of google search 

The only place you can safely hide a dead body with no chance of people finding it.

The 2nd page of Google search is the last place anyone will look for answers.

2nd page of google search by MechaHitlerThePink April 12, 2016

Why am I searching this?

I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.

Why am I searching this?

Why am I searching this? by desgames December 8, 2016

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? 

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.

1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? by I'm too cool for Straight sex. June 17, 2012

Desert Search For Techno Allah 

A very kickass Mr. Bungle song, off their second album Disco Volante. Prince of Persia on acid. Ruined people's speakers back in the 90s

I was late to school because I listened to Desert Search for Techno Allah the day before a bunch.

Desert Search For Techno Allah by dudeperson35 December 8, 2012