Spankles

Severe ankle pains.- Usually will occur after a long game or practice of a sport such as football or soccer.

Jeeez, today’s practice was so brutal I got spankles from it

by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby October 13, 2021

Spangler

Some time I get tired and tired I just don’t feel good to sleep over tomorrow and I don’t think I need anything from my dads or my moms or my sister to do anything next weekend so I don’t know what time I’m going tomorrow so I’ll let you know if you need anything

I don’t fucking know Spangler

by My babysitter July 19, 2022

spingleslbob

the reincarnation of Jesus h Christ but in the form of a devilish unholy yellow sponge, if you stare at him for a good 20 seconds, the power of the corrupted lord will smite you down. DO NOT LOOK AT HE UNLESS HE WANT THAT FR!!

oh look it is spongebob

you fool, it is i, Jesus h Christ in spingleslbob form, you looked at me for too long, your children are dead

by walktalklalksmalkfork February 6, 2023

Spangloe

Often used to describe why you don't have a bitch yet lmao

"did you know that if you spread out your organs in a straight line, you'd probably bleed to death/

"bruh your such a spangloe

by PickledHysteria March 10, 2023

Spagleszs

spag = cum/male ejaculation
leszs = lets

yo jamal spagleszs
yo jamal lets cum

by snkjx June 26, 2024

Spangle

A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.

I fired my Spangle all in her mouth, bitch spat it out.

by S_perma May 19, 2025

The Spangler

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.

Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

by spanglebaby April 20, 2018