Dog spatula

A costume for a dog that is shaped like a spatula.

Dog spatula is my friend.

by What knife? October 22, 2017

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

by mlhiss October 7, 2020

implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

by mlhiss October 7, 2020

rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.

Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.

by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021

count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

by someone_cars May 7, 2021

Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers

Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....

by FardMaker November 22, 2021