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Soviet Union

by Gun January 18, 2025
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I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me
by Covert Rage November 3, 2021
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Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.
"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"
by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018
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Soviet dupe

Someone who believes what they hear from a provacateur agent and proceeds to ruin any number of person's lives, including teir own, without knowing why.
People who believe professional incantations are Soviet dupes; you should probably look in the mirror before you begin witch-hunting.
by theexorcist January 12, 2010
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Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.
I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard
by themadasshatter January 24, 2012
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Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
by emikcw850 December 13, 2017
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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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