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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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Sloth riot

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.
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archie the sloth

big bill: “ archie the sloth has a massive cock m8! “

massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “
by bigballnboobiebetty May 27, 2021
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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Angry Sloth

This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly
son: what happened to mommy’s eye

dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad
by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019
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sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks
Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras
by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017
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Sloth Nation

The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.
Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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